The Iceberg Theory

1. How tall are you barefoot? 5'2".
2. Have you ever smoked? Puffed, Daddy.
3. Do you own a gun? Don’t you need to own a license first?
4. Do you hate someone right now? I heart ‘em all.
5. Do you get nervous? Yes.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? Frankfurters.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? I’d say songs, but the first thought was Nat ‘King’ Cole’s The Christmas Song.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Tea.
9. Can you do push-ups? Push my luck, yes.
10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? Handcuffs.
11. Do you like painkillers? Yes.
12. What is your secret weapon to lure the opposite sex? A whiff of repulsion.
13. Do you own a knife? Like a Swiss knife? No.
14. Do you have H.I.V? No.
15. Name. Helen Dawn
16. Name the three things you wanna do at this exact moment. Write, shop for Christmas, help.
17. Name the last three things you bought. Big Mac, Mouse, AAA battery.
18. Name three things you regularly drink. Tea, Coffee, Water.
19. What time did you wake up today? Quarter past nine.
20. Current worry? Nada.
21. Current hate? Papercuts.
22. Favorite place to be? Coffee bar.
23. Least favorite place to be? Carport.
24. Where would you like to go? Maldives.
25. Do you own several pairs of slippers? Yes, pink, plum, and ecru.
26. What shirt are you wearing? Polo shirt.
27. Favorite color? Red.
28. Would you like to be a pirate? Yes.
29. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? March.
30. What songs do you sing in the shower? Amel Larrieux’s Make Me Whole.
31. As a child, what did you fear was going to get you at night? Aliens.
32. What's in your wallet right now? Dosh.
33. Last thing that made you laugh? Text message.
34. Last thing that made you cry? The thought that you don’t deserve an explanation.
35. Worst injury you've ever had? Cruelty.
36. Who is your loudest friend? Joy Ellaine. Te quiero muchisimo!
37. Who is your most silent friend? Mardy.
38. Last movie watched? Rush Hour 3.
39. Where? SM.
40. What is your favorite chocolate? Quadros.
41. What song do you want played in your wedding? When You Say You Love Me by Josh Groban.
42. What were you doing 12 AM last night? Drowning at stage four of sleep.
43. What was the first thing you did today? Combed my sister’s hair.
44. What was the last thing you did the day before yesterday? I think that was Sunday. I talked to my officemate.
45. How many messages are in your inbox? 441.
46. Scents? On Ice, Mania, Brit, City Glam, Lauren Style, Romance.
47. Shoe size? Six.
48. Which wrist do you wear your watch? Left.
49. Biggest lie the world has told? Myth, actually. That love conquers all.
50. Greatest lesson on letting go? All it takes is God, and a little bit of time. (Bo Sanchez)
51. In life? The greatest lessons are always paradoxical. Chow Yun-Fat said: The things we hold have no permanence in this world. It is only by letting go that we possess what is real. Something to that effect. I don’t recall it verbatim.